one cool way to avoid giving homeless people money (wich u should never ever do) that i just recently thought of…would go something like this.
zombie: can i h4v3 suMMM yee Spaaiirr Ch44nge??
me:4 seconds of uninterupted eye contact followed by hysteric screaming and tears
**walks away**
*(homeless crackheads are zombies {in my head} and i live in a thriving post apocolyptic neighborhood)
